‘Twas the night before registration, and all through the campus not a soul was stirring, not even Allied Barton.
Slant Staff
The void may be lonely, but you aren’t, right?
It’s almost time for the Superbowl, your man’s favorite day of the year. He and all his bros get together to scream at the TV, while you get to provide enough food to satisfy them throughout the entire day without actually getting a chance to watch the game itself. Isn’t that fun?! Here are some exciting snacks you can make for your man so you can prove to him that not only are you super sporty, but you’re also still domestic AF.
Slant TV Global News Correspondent Jack Sentell updates us on wild developments happening in the United Kingdom, as well as what public opinion of newly-elected President Trump overseas.
With a revitalized news team, Slant TV is back for the Spring delivering the most critical stories of the month of January.
