By Indy Hauter They say you are what you eat and, well, President Joe Biden looks like an absolute dub. The 46th president is no longer under immense fire from consumers as the U.S. national average of gas prices has plummeted to $3.032 per gallon. Just a year ago, disgruntled...
By Indy Hauter They say the most important part of any father’s life is the day their first child is born, but I don’t think anyone had to endure the generational struggle of Chicago Cubs baseball. Sure, April 18th is a special day for my kid, but November 2nd will...
By Indy Hauter I don’t belong in this world. As a 20-year-old experiencing adulthood for the first time, I can plainly see just how messed up our planet is, and I hate it. Climate change is causing annual forest fires in California, politicians would rather see their opponents in their...
By O. Blivious Are you chronically single? Have you never felt the warm embrace of a woman? Well, just like you sorry losers, I used to lay in my bed every night and cry myself to sleep wondering if I’d ever reach the peak of my existence and get a...
