I want to do something extra special on January 6th this year…
From: Donald J. Trump
Subject: I want to do something extra special on January 6th this year…
Date: September 18, 2024 3:14 AM
A MEMO FROM RIGHTFUL PRESIDENT TRUMP
Patriot,
FEAR NOT!
After yet ANOTHER attempt on my life, I will be fighting even stronger! I AM VERY PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN! THE EVIL WITCH “kamala harris” has sent GUNMEN after me who v ery nearly took my life!
UNFORTUNATELY, my corporate donors have not sent me enough money this month which is why I am asking YOU to make a SMALL SACRIFICE so I can be president again and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! In the PAST, I have taken some very small, insignificant contributions:
Investor/Timothy Mellon | $75,000,000 |
Uline Inc | $10,023,561 |
Laura & Isaac Perlmutter Foundation | $10,000,000 |
Bigelow Aerospace | $9,182,000 |
America First | $6,007,770 |
McMahon Ventures | $5,250,000 |
Energy Transfer LP | $5,028,567 |
Hendricks Holding Co | $5,013,693 |
Crownquest Operating | $5,008,020 |
Adelson Clinic for Drug Abuse Treatment & Research | $5,000,000 |
Southern Waste Systems | $4,553,300 |
Book Capital Enterprises | $4,155,400 |
Sequoia Capital | $3,513,200 |
British American Tobacco | $3,500,545 |
Republican Jewish Coalition | $2,887,274 |
Dan Newlin Injury Attorneys | $2,442,390 |
GH Palmer Assoc | $2,006,600 |
Flat Willow Farm | $2,002,644 |
Continental Resources | $1,200,232 |
Key Square Group | $1,106,600 |
HOWEVER… they do not compare to YOUR support! I promise that I will NOT abandon the interest of the people and take more money from CORPORATIONS and allow SUPER PACs to help me like I have in the past like this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, this time, or this time. I could have quit when my family home was raided with deadly force. I could have quit when partisan left-wing operatives dragged me through a SHAM trial. I ABSOLUTELY COULD HAVE QUIT when I went bankrupt for the sixth time and used my presidency to make over $160 million on foreign investment deals while exerting my influence as the most powerful person in the world.
Now, we must turn all our efforts straight to VICTORY on Election Day.
If we do not WIN, the AWFUL AND CROOKED cat-eaters will prevail.
But in order to win, I need everyone to chip in any amount right now to help me win and make sure there is NEVER any need for election ever again: CONTRIBUTE
May *INSERT USER DATA ON RELIGIOUS DEITY* bless you,
Donald J. Trump
45th (and soon to be 47th) President of the United States