Top Ten Secret Campus Clubs
- Students who read The Hustler
Bad community
- Students who read The Slant
Worse community, but at least willing to pass the juul when needed
- HOD majors that won’t work for Deloitte
Warning: Very selective, full of daddy-issues
- Vanderbilt Office of Housing and Residential Experience
1.9 stars of Google
- The Free Masons
??????
- Morning People
Vandy dining halls serve breakfast?
- Mourning People
I’m sorry for your loss
- Happy Vanderbilt Students*
*Editor’s Note: disbanded due to lack of membership
- Vanderbilt Alcoholics Anonymous
We meet in the Chapel on Thursday nights 🙂
- Lambda Chi
