Petition to get Chancellor Zeppos Verified on Twitter

Hey @jack. When you’re done microdosing ecstasy at your weird Silicon Valley sex parties, we’re gonna need you here. Our chancellor and known cheap sunglasses wearer Nick Zeppos is currently unverified on Twitter and that is not OK. Zeppos is a fucking influencer. You ever hear of the Zeppos Lifestyle? It’s where you get paid $3 million a year to write a weekly newsletter. And who can forget his signature look: “Bad body, worse face.”

I can’t think of a person more deserving than Nick “Zaddy” Zeppos to get verified. He donated $70,000 to democrats like Obama and Elizabeth Warren so he knows a thing or two about blue checks. Also, he has his own podcast where he interviews A-list celebrities like Carly Fiorina and Ken Burns. The only problem is that he has just over 1,000 followers. But when you consider that there are salad dressing brands and Brazilian UFC fighters with less than 900 followers that are verified, it’s not that crazy. Twitter needs to get their shit together and verify Zeppos ASAP. Feel free to show some love and sign the petition here.