Top 10 Things to Do if Trump is Elected
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Download a high profile dating app for Secret Service agents
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Find a Secret Service agent on said app
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Seduce said Secret Service agent
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Woo him by buying him treats
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Learn the ins and outs of White House security
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Order tiny hands on Amazon
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Infiltrate White House
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Hypnotize President
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Convince Trump to dance with tiny hands
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Threaten to post video of him dancing unless he gives you ownership of all of the Trump Towers