NASHVILLE, TN - With the start of a new school year comes the shocking revelation made in a recent study suggesting that everyone else had a better summer than you. The study, conducted by researchers in Vanderbilt’s Department of Psychology, has proved that your summer was statistically worse than those of your classmates. Though this has been theorized by fringe members … [Read more...] about New Study Finds Everyone Else Had a Better Summer Than You
Since posted, your thorough documentation of the musical event you attended last night has not gone unappreciated. Alfred Johnson, 20, reported being overjoyed at the sight of the many recordings you posted on your story. “I wasn’t able to go to the show, but all those Snapchat videos -- they made me feel like I was right there in the 55th row bobbing up and down off-beat!” … [Read more...] about Snapchat Friend Watches Every One of Your Concert Videos
The Trump administration recently announced several additions to the controversial travel ban. With this news come concerns about the ramifications for white, upper- and middle-class males between the ages of 18 and 22.The decision to add Chad to President Trump’s travel ban has raised eyebrows, but The Slant was able to gather additional information from an anonymous source on … [Read more...] about Travel Ban to Keep Chad Inside U.S.