For the record, I love the environment. In fact, I love the environment so much that I can’t stop dreaming about making sweet, sweet love to Mother Nature and creating a monsoon in her leafy lady bits. Until then, I’m just jizzing on Alumni Lawn, hoping she gets the message. However, what I don’t love is being dehydrated as fuck. I know Cornelius Vanderbilt bends over … [Read more...] about If God Didn’t Want Me To Use Plastic, Then Why Did He Invent It?