By: Dana Angrisano As a junior in college, sometimes I feel like an unwatered plant in a flaming desert. By that I mean: there is a drought of men. I’m too young to start sleeping with divorcees, but definitely too old to hook up with freshmen and sophomores (though there’s something disturbingly sexy about a sophomore who just developed a...
By: Paige Harris I can’t believe that none of the pre-professional fraternities on campus wanted me in their new pledge class. Don’t they know my dad owns the largest hedge fund in our zip code and he’s giving me an internship this summer? It doesn’t get more “pre-professional” than that....
By Charles Dorkins Once upon a time —of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve— Daniel Diermeier sat busy in his home office, drawing up schemes to ensure Vanderbilt University became #1 in the world, and he, its #1 chancellor. His most recent gambit – slowly replacing...
By Megan McGrath After a string of failed initiatives to reduce food waste in dining halls on campus, Vanderbilt has devised an innovative solution: hiring celebrity competitive eater Joey Chestnut to perpetually reside at the end of the Rand conveyor belt and consume any and all leftovers. Vanderbilt is currently...
1. There’s a guy inside of Mr. C. It’s true! Inside our beloved mascot is just a dude who controls the body. Presumably he’s a student or someone else affiliated with Vandy. Maybe he’s just some random guy. Who knows? 2. We don’t actually have that many squirrels; it’s just...
