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    Putin Pledges to End War in Ukraine After Watching Katy Perry Stare at a Flower in Space

    By Thomas Robertson Image courtesy of Blue Origin. For years now, Vladimir Putin has been launching attack after attack into Ukraine in hopes of claiming the land for Mother Russia in a quasi-imperial land grab. Thousands have died, many more injured. Civilians have been forced to flee war-zones, children have...

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