Sources close to your grandfather report that this is a positive development for him, given that he’s been looking for a way to spend his time ever since he retired, and the “N-word” became socially unacceptable.
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“Yeah,” he said, “it’s cool that Gramps, like, uses xyr preferred pronouns and all, but I’ve been going by Matt since I learned to speak and he still only calls me Matthew!”
Symptoms include a sudden inability to read clocks, a preference for clothing that resembles blankets, and selective hearing.
The community at Leah Rose Residence for Senior Citizens is up in arms after several of the residents have reported the presence of strange men dressed as college students luring them away from their apartments.
