By Alex Tomack Due to the upcoming holiday season and toxic emissions from ExxonMobil rigs outside of Santa’s zoning permits, things are heating up at the North Pole for Saint Nick and the elves. Pollution-driven losses in ice and snow have caused the jolly old fellow’s plants responsible for producing...
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