By: Paige Harris I can’t believe that none of the pre-professional fraternities on campus wanted me in their new pledge class. Don’t they know my dad owns the largest hedge fund in our zip code and he’s giving me an internship this summer? It doesn’t get more “pre-professional” than that....
Campus reacts to shocking news of Towers’ impending divorce. The legendary pair is calling it quits after 41 years of marriage.
Hello, child. Yes, I have been waiting in this armchair for you since I noticed you weren’t in bed three hours ago. It is something I must do – a patrol, a ritual – every night; I have done it ever since you came out of my womb. Where have you been?
