After a mass boycott of Uber due to its less-than-stellar response to Trump’s detaining of immigrants at airports, the app Woke has risen to become the most-downloaded ride-sharing company in the Apple app store, gaining a reputation for social justice activism and providing another alternative to taxis.

“You know, I couldn’t make the march, but knowing that I can lend even the tiniest amount of support to women really makes me feel like part of the cause,” said King, wiping a towel against his face.

“Yeah,” he said, “it’s cool that Gramps, like, uses xyr preferred pronouns and all, but I’ve been going by Matt since I learned to speak and he still only calls me Matthew!”