Washington D.C.--Amid turmoil in the Trump administration, The White House announced today that newly appointed Communications Director Anthony ‘The Mooch’ Scaramucci has been removed from his position for stealing one too many of the President’s french fries.

Slant TV Global News Correspondent Jack Sentell updates us on wild developments happening in the United Kingdom, as well as what public opinion of newly-elected President Trump overseas.

The latest cabinet nominees to undergo Senate hearings are put under some serious scrutiny.

Nuclear proliferation is simply part of growing up countries. 

Critics expect that Daniel Day-Lewis’s portrayal of more than twenty original characters will be worthy of Oscar gold.

The project, code named “Project Charm Offensive,” will involve the mass listing and categorization of every United States citizen with any degree of influence, power, and personality.

President Obama: “Malia could have attended any college she wanted; she’s brilliant, well-rounded, and earned this completely on her own merits.”

A team of researchers in Washington, D.C. has discovered the Tedidae cruzae, or Ted Cruz. Researchers still aren’t sure how the Ted Cruz should be categorized, since the animal has both reptile and mammal attributes.