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    Freshman Male Cites “Nice Personality” As Only Reason He Finished Second to Last In Pursuit of Female

    Emphatically insisting that he finished second to last and not dead last in the pursuit of a date, John has revealed that the main reason as to why his female colleagues fail to appreciate his self proclaimed “sexual prowess” and “dank good looks” stem from his failure to act like a “misogynistic bad boy.” 

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