The first semester of the 2018-2019 school year ended about four weeks ago. That means your horoscope can actually be somewhat accurate now! Aquarius – The stars aligned last semester so that every Bird you rented caused one child in Africa to die. You already knew that, though, didn’t you?...
horoscopes
Welcome, children of the universe! We’ve done some careful observation of the stars and determined the forecast for your spring semester.
