With the new season only days away, Vanderbilt football coach Derek Mason is still hard at work on the recruiting trail.  Following this season, Kyle Shurmur, will only have one year of eligibility remaining.  But Mason believes he’s found the perfect replacement.  

This episode of Game of Thrones was indubitably shaking.

Let us begin. Those fateful last words shook the halls as soaring music and dragons beckoned us into the conquests of Daenerys Targaryen. The winter winds billow ominously as the night king and his undead army march towards the wall, promising to bring a cold powerful enough to chill the soul. Arya’s newfound penchant for revenge sent us careening into the 7th season, promising more deaths, more action, and more… ED SHEERAN.  

Season 7 is today.  The boys and damsels at HBO are having a wet dream as they imagine the money flowing into their absurdly profitable show.  The boy and damsels of America (and computer literate Ukrainians) and are having a wet dream as they imagine the majesty of Westeros.

After six seasons of getting blue balled, winter has finally “cum”.

Du du dududu du dududu du dududu du du, duuuuuuuh, duuuuuuuh, dududu duuuuuuuuh du du du dead people everywhere this episode.

Hold the door.  Holdor.  Hodor.

Imagine how many children have been named after the family jewels. Richard, Willie, Johnson, Harry.  Weird Al.

You gotta love those silent letters.  Hopefully we’ll find out the correct hipster spelling in the next episode.

JON SNOW IS ALIVE!

The show Game of Thrones has received much critical acclaim, but I can tell that there is much lacking on this Showtime drama.