By: Paige Harris I can’t believe that none of the pre-professional fraternities on campus wanted me in their new pledge class. Don’t they know my dad owns the largest hedge fund in our zip code and he’s giving me an internship this summer? It doesn’t get more “pre-professional” than that....
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By Jeff Malarky Look. I’m not going to tell you what the goal of your education is. I think we both know what your Vanderbilt degree is good for—not some job at McKinsey or an internship with the firm whose CEO is the dad of your friend who grew up...
Why study for finals when you could demonstrate your failure in so many other ways?
I just can’t deal with it right now. Class, work, activities… trash? I don’t think so.
Students close to William Thompson believe he has developed an erotic attraction to the difficulty of Vanderbilt’s Engineering School.
