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    What Am I Supposed to Tell Alexa When I Want to Play Ni**as in Paris at my Pregame Without Sounding Racist?

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    From the desk of a culturally sensitive fraternity brother Picture this: you’re hosting a fun little pregame with your brothers before a tailgate, fucking shit up, drinking a few cold ones, doing some light, tasteful coke in the bathroom.  Someone says, “Hey man, why don’t we play some Kanye West...

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