In light of the rising political consciousness of millennials and other Facebook users between the ages of 18 and 45, Facebook is excited to reveal the new “Fill-in-the-Blank” Filter Generator App so that people can immediately engage in political activism on social media.
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“You know, I couldn’t make the march, but knowing that I can lend even the tiniest amount of support to women really makes me feel like part of the cause,” said King, wiping a towel against his face.
The United States government is worried the same hackers who allegedly influenced the outcome of the 2016 election are now seeking to compromise college student media organizations.
The elves are threatening to stop present-production altogether if Santa does not agree to increase wages and allow South Pole elves to work in the factories.
“Like in the news you’ll hear all about this ‘war on drugs’ and stuff, but honestly I feel that the United States has technically already legalized marijuana use for a portion of the population – the rich and privileged,” said Jonathan.
