“You know, I couldn’t make the march, but knowing that I can lend even the tiniest amount of support to women really makes me feel like part of the cause,” said King, wiping a towel against his face.
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The elves are threatening to stop present-production altogether if Santa does not agree to increase wages and allow South Pole elves to work in the factories.
“Like in the news you’ll hear all about this ‘war on drugs’ and stuff, but honestly I feel that the United States has technically already legalized marijuana use for a portion of the population – the rich and privileged,” said Jonathan.
“Yeah,” he said, “it’s cool that Gramps, like, uses xyr preferred pronouns and all, but I’ve been going by Matt since I learned to speak and he still only calls me Matthew!”