NASHVILLE, TN: Most freshmen at Vanderbilt are socially well-adjusted individuals who would never even think of eating a meal alone. Not so for Trevor Browne. Slant sources confirmed that this total fucking loser was seen eating lunch alone at the Commons Center dining hall today. Browne reportedly sat down at...
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Chancellor Nicholas Zeppos has announced an ambitious initiative to pop the colossal bubble surrounding campus with a 95-meter long needle. The needle will be 3D printed in the Wond’ry over the course of two months and eventually attached to a tower crane. Dubbed the “Vanderbubble,” the giant globule has famously...
Vanderbilt’s ranking on Princeton Review’s Happiest Students list fell from #1 to #3 this year, falling behind The College of William and Mary and the University of Oklahoma.
NASHVILLE, TN — Vanderbilt students were surprised to learn that Blakemore Hall still existed upon hearing news that it burnt down Friday night. Residents of 2878 Vanderbilt Place found out that their dormitory smoke alarms didn’t work as billowing smoke wafted under the large gaps beneath their doors that usually...
New report finds tremendous lack of diversity in newspaper’s writing VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY, NASHVILLE, TN- Shock and awe reverberated across campus this Saturday as The Hustler, Vanderbilt’s now second most widely read newspaper, was condemned for its lack of diversity by the student body. Students complained that the newspaper has put...
