For years the FDA has advised caution towards trick-or-treaters due to the possibility of razor blades hidden in unwrapped candy; however, this year they shockingly released the stipulation that one in every five pieces of halloween candy will indeed be a loaded gun. Upon releasing this announcement, parents across the...
Slant Staff
Congrats, you joined some bullshit club to make yourself seem like a “well-rounded” Vanderbilt student! Now it is time to do some shitty ice-breaking exercise, but this can be challenging for a boring fucker such as yourself. So, here are ten fun fact templates to help mask the mundanity of...
Chancellor Nicholas Zeppos has announced an ambitious initiative to pop the colossal bubble surrounding campus with a 95-meter long needle. The needle will be 3D printed in the Wond’ry over the course of two months and eventually attached to a tower crane. Dubbed the “Vanderbubble,” the giant globule has famously...
Vanderbilt’s ranking on Princeton Review’s Happiest Students list fell from #1 to #3 this year, falling behind The College of William and Mary and the University of Oklahoma.
In the wake of the April 12 controversy, Starbucks has decided to better reflect its values in its menu; calling flavor shots Flava Flavs is just one of many changes.
