Vanderbilt Voices: Student Harassed by Unrelenting Swarm of Yellow Jackets
In this column, Freshman Ralph Donnelly reflects on recent struggles during his time at Vanderbilt. Donnelly has been followed by an aggravated swarm of yellow jackets for the past nine days.
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JESUS CHRIST
FUCK
THE STINGS
THE FUCKING STINGS
GOD DAMMIT
GOD, SHIT
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHTI SHIST SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
AAAAAAAUUGH
FUCK YELLOW JACKETS
TINY LITTLE FLYING ASSHOLES
FUCK YOU
SHIT
GOD, WHAT THE HELL
PLEASE STOP
PLEASE
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ALMIGHTY AND ALL THAT IS HOLY IN THIS WORLD
STOP
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SHOWERING DIDN’T HELP
THEY JUST KEPT STINGING
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY DO THEY HATE ME
WHAT DID I DO
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKL SHSIT
THIS IS MY LIFE
MY FUCKING LIFE
ALSO WE NEED TO ADDRESS THE STIGMA AROUND MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES ON CAMPUS
BUT ALSO FUCKING YELLOW JACKETS OW FUCK SHIT
HELP
