It’s officially spring here in Nashville and high pollen levels aren’t the only thing putting tears in the eyes of the student body. Yes, it’s board application time, when unqualified applicants in their dads’ blazers answer ridiculous questions from equally unqualified board members, all to vie for presidency of the Vanderbilt Oral-B Toothbrush Club. After what’s sure to have … [Read more...] about A Comprehensive Guide to Executive Board Applications
Can’t Find a Superspreader Event? Try the Nearest Premed’s Apartment
DISCLAIMER: Advertising helps us keep our lights on and keeps The Slant free for all of our readers. That being said, this post has been sponsored by SARS-CoV-2; find tips on how to contract it below! Is the pandemic getting you down? Do you miss being in absolutely packed rooms without a mask? Are you tired of pretending to care about the people in your community? … [Read more...] about Can’t Find a Superspreader Event? Try the Nearest Premed’s Apartment
Camp Kesem Served with Cease and Desist for “Helping too Many Kids”
In the past few months, student organizations such as Swipes for a Cause and Dores Divest have been chastised by Vanderbilt for the over-improvement of both campus and greater Nashville communities. On the heels of this crucial work, the Vanderbilt administration has brought down its iron fist on yet another student organization, serving Camp Kesem with a cease and desist … [Read more...] about Camp Kesem Served with Cease and Desist for “Helping too Many Kids”
Alumni Shadows: A Day in the Life of a Vanderbilt Philosophy Alum
Last week in our featured Alumni series, we caught up with a former Vanderbilt finance student who now works as a Wall Street broker, Julian van der Money. This week, we follow Chad Bradwick, a recent philosophy graduate, through a day in his exciting post-grad life. Chad now lives roughly twenty minutes from downtown Chicago. After graduating, he decided to move back to the … [Read more...] about Alumni Shadows: A Day in the Life of a Vanderbilt Philosophy Alum
The Color Blue (D – MS Paint) Announces Presidential Run
On Tuesday, January 22nd, the color blue (D – MS Paint) announced its candidacy in the 2020 presidential election, tweeting the slogan, “Blue is the New Black” followed by over 200 American flag emojis. The announcement touched the hearts of people who identify as blue all across the country and around the world. From the fat blueberry kid from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory … [Read more...] about The Color Blue (D – MS Paint) Announces Presidential Run