Izzy is not a nice cat. It isn’t her fault. Her family of eight years left her in the hands of their cat-obsessed next-door neighbor when they moved. Rumor around town was that ungodly things happened to the many cats in that house, but when the neighbor died on a cold February day under suspicious circumstances, Izzy found her way across the street to my house. I am convinced … [Read more...] about I Thought Only My Cat Would Forget About Me While I Was Away at College, but It Turns Out My Parents Did Too
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Sad but Hot is the New Hot: How to Look Perfectly Beautiful While Deteriorating Emotionally
As Tumblr circa 2014 trends make their comeback, everyone is slowly arriving at the truth that some of us have always known: Sad is Sexy! Fans of literature, pop culture and that magazine by the toilet in your mom’s bathroom tell us that everyone loves a little tragedy. I mean, let’s take Juliet. She’s basically the ideal woman, right? Besotted, beautiful and bawling. That … [Read more...] about Sad but Hot is the New Hot: How to Look Perfectly Beautiful While Deteriorating Emotionally