April 2020

A Letter to the UPS Employee Packing Up My Dorm

First of all, I need to apologize. Neither of us thought we’d be in this position—but alas, here we are. Here I sit, at home in my queen-size bed with freshly cleaned sheets (thanks mom. God knows the last time I washed my sheets at school), while you’re about to...

Miles Borowsky
April 13, 2020

Vanderbilt to Require Students to Return to Campus because Coronavirus Feels “Lonely”

The recent campus eviction has left many Vanderbilt students confused. However, the administration is now “asking” students to return to Vanderbilt, as the coronavirus is feeling rather lonely on campus. Its only friends remain at the Wesley apartments where it resides often. Mr. COVID-19 described his March visit as friendly...

Kyle Kowalski: Content Editor
April 7, 2020

A Letter to the UPS Employee Packing Up My Dorm

Vanderbilt to Require Students to Return to Campus because Coronavirus Feels “Lonely”

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