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Wait, Joe Biden wasn’t in the debate?
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But that’s gotta be helpful, right? Right??
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Quite an unfortunate transition there, Vanderbilt

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Link in bio to apply!

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Rumor has it he’s working on a soundcloud remix

Rumor has it he’s working on a soundcloud remix of the national anthem🔥
By Sam Sliman and Connor Pattinson

They’re coming out!🌈 By Megan McGrath

They’re coming out!🌈
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Happy Passover!
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Too bad you can’t find these on YES
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He shows great potential as a satire writer! By Ru

He shows great potential as a satire writer!
By Ruhi Patel

So you’re telling me for years you tease student

So you’re telling me for years you tease students with a beautiful refurbished building (clock tower included) and when they go to check it out they get suspended? That’s cold, Diermeier.

By Ethan McCoy, Chris Conway

Officer Jack arrests journalist By Nisala Kalupah

Officer Jack arrests journalist
By Nisala Kalupahana and Sam Sliman

Freedom from speech is your right as a student By

Freedom from speech is your right as a student
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Ides - A Short Film by The Slant Directed by Mady

Ides - A Short Film by The Slant
Directed by Mady Johnston

I actually got a splinter from one of those before

I actually got a splinter from one of those before
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Happy leap day from The Slant! By Connor Pattinson

Happy leap day from The Slant!
By Connor Pattinson, Ethan McCoy, Chris Conway, Mady Johnston (Frog)

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It’s alive!
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