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Wait, Joe Biden wasn’t in the debate? By Hamdi C

Wait, Joe Biden wasn’t in the debate?
By Hamdi Caseer, Ethan McCoy, and Sarah Kimel

But that’s gotta be helpful, right? Right?? By I

But that’s gotta be helpful, right? Right??
By Indy Hauter

THANK GOD! By Jeneta Nwosu

THANK GOD!
By Jeneta Nwosu

Quite an unfortunate transition there, Vanderbilt

Quite an unfortunate transition there, Vanderbilt

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In the market for a personality?
Link in bio to apply!

The Vanderbilt Slant’s very own daily SLORDLE is

The Vanderbilt Slant’s very own daily SLORDLE is coming your way on Aug. 26. Get ready to spell words, please.

You know you want us soooooo bad.

You know you want us soooooo bad.

Rumor has it he’s working on a soundcloud remix

Rumor has it he’s working on a soundcloud remix of the national anthem🔥
By Sam Sliman and Connor Pattinson

They’re coming out!🌈 By Megan McGrath

They’re coming out!🌈
By Megan McGrath

Happy Passover! By Mady Johnston (Jewish correspon

Happy Passover!
By Mady Johnston (Jewish correspondent)

Too bad you can’t find these on YES By Slant Sta

Too bad you can’t find these on YES
By Slant Staff

He shows great potential as a satire writer! By Ru

He shows great potential as a satire writer!
By Ruhi Patel

So you’re telling me for years you tease student

So you’re telling me for years you tease students with a beautiful refurbished building (clock tower included) and when they go to check it out they get suspended? That’s cold, Diermeier.

By Ethan McCoy, Chris Conway

Officer Jack arrests journalist By Nisala Kalupah

Officer Jack arrests journalist
By Nisala Kalupahana and Sam Sliman

Freedom from speech is your right as a student By

Freedom from speech is your right as a student
By Sam Sliman, Kendelle Grubbs, Ethan McCoy

Ides - A Short Film by The Slant Directed by Mady

Ides - A Short Film by The Slant
Directed by Mady Johnston

I actually got a splinter from one of those before

I actually got a splinter from one of those before
By Sarah Kimel

Happy leap day from The Slant! By Connor Pattinson

Happy leap day from The Slant!
By Connor Pattinson, Ethan McCoy, Chris Conway, Mady Johnston (Frog)

It’s alive! By Vivian Iburg

It’s alive!
By Vivian Iburg

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