Last Wednesday PepsiCo released a new commercial for their namesake cola. I will describe it in words for anyone who didn’t see it before it was deleted and wants to join the conversation.
social justice
After a mass boycott of Uber due to its less-than-stellar response to Trump’s detaining of immigrants at airports, the app Woke has risen to become the most-downloaded ride-sharing company in the Apple app store, gaining a reputation for social justice activism and providing another alternative to taxis.
In light of the rising political consciousness of millennials and other Facebook users between the ages of 18 and 45, Facebook is excited to reveal the new “Fill-in-the-Blank” Filter Generator App so that people can immediately engage in political activism on social media.
“Yeah,” he said, “it’s cool that Gramps, like, uses xyr preferred pronouns and all, but I’ve been going by Matt since I learned to speak and he still only calls me Matthew!”