By Indy Hauter They say the most important part of any father’s life is the day their first child is born, but I don’t think anyone had to endure the generational struggle of Chicago Cubs baseball. Sure, April 18th is a special day for my kid, but November 2nd will...
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By Danielle Bernstein (#1 Commodore Football Fan) I am a senior who has been a Commodore Football fan longer than you’ve been alive. Sure, I’ve been to maybe six games in my nearly four years here, and maybe I only stayed till the end for half of those, but my...
By Sue Donnem If you’re a big sports person, such as myself, then you surely remember Manute Bol clogging up the paint back in the day. God, the 80s…what a time to be alive! Those pesky guards always tried to drive on Manute, but he would send their shot into...
In a shocking announcement, Vanderbilt Athletics Director (AD) Buck S. Beatus authorized the transformation of Vanderbilt’s beloved “We’re-so-bad-sponsors-won’t-buy-naming-rights” Stadium into a mass toilet after Saturday night’s debacle. The news was met by a resounding “Vander-who?” from the larger college football-watching world, but sent reverberations through the Vanderbilt athletics community and...
The Vanderbilt Men’s Basketball season came to an unanticipated close last week after a sudden decision by the Office of Greek Life. In a confusing mix-up with Vanderbilt athletics, OGL decided to kick off the SEC because it “sounded like a fraternity we don’t want on campus,” according to the...