Hey, Jo. We need to talk.
Op-Ed
The following is a list of actions I promise to take in order to atone for my sins. All I ask is that You give Hillary just a little divine boost
You rat bastards are the most revolting mockeries of the beauty of life I have ever had the misfortune to lay eyes upon. And I know exactly what you want.
Sure, you can find facts to successfully dismantle an ostensibly fact-based observation that’s actually an opinion, but it’s still my opinion.
Hello, child. Yes, I have been waiting in this armchair for you since I noticed you weren’t in bed three hours ago. It is something I must do – a patrol, a ritual – every night; I have done it ever since you came out of my womb. Where have you been?
