You rat bastards are the most revolting mockeries of the beauty of life I have ever had the misfortune to lay eyes upon. And I know exactly what you want.
Op-Ed
Sure, you can find facts to successfully dismantle an ostensibly fact-based observation that’s actually an opinion, but it’s still my opinion.
Hello, child. Yes, I have been waiting in this armchair for you since I noticed you weren’t in bed three hours ago. It is something I must do – a patrol, a ritual – every night; I have done it ever since you came out of my womb. Where have you been?
Indeed, everyone I speak to should respect my nuanced view that feminism and its subscribers by proxy are moronic and delusional.
Anna Nicole Smith died 3,385 days ago, and my life has been in shambles ever since.
