Ok, you filthy animals. I see you lining outside Trader Joe’s, feverishly trying to claw your way through the red, automatic doors like it’s the last Happy Honda Days sales event. Your favorite limited-time winter groceries are about to hit the shelves, but in between rabid gulps of peppermint non-dairy...
Visit the Billy Goat Gruff Foundation website for more information It has now been three days, six hours and 53 minutes since the Vanderbilt University Office of Student Transitions and Community Engagement offered their Sophomore Salutations with goat yoga and free coffee. Within that time, I attended 17 sessions of...
You did it. It happened. All your hard work paid off. You spent late nights tweaking resume formatting, you networked with your dad’s golf buddies and on two separate occasions you scheduled (but didn’t show up for) meetings with the Career Center. You landed that coveted summer internship at Birmingham...
By ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ and ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ 🍯 We all know Sigmund Freud was a freak, but he did draw attention to one undeniable fact: how cool moms are. Anytime I want to hype up moms, whether it be my mom or someone else’s, I get accused of having mommy issues. Someone gets...
By Megan McGrath We at The Slant are fans of the popular Reddit thread r/AITA (Am I the Asshole) because we get to pass judgment onto walking psychopaths with a worse sense of accountability than that guy in your Calc II class with seven Title IX violations—a favorite pastime. Today...
