Joe Biden Gas Station Stickers Now Generously Applaud the President for Reducing Prices Nationwide

By Indy Hauter 

They say you are what you eat and, well, President Joe Biden looks like an absolute dub. The 46th president is no longer under immense fire from consumers as the U.S. national average of gas prices has plummeted to $3.032 per gallon. Just a year ago, disgruntled Americans were plastering his face on pumps across the nation showing their disdain for this inconvenience that they really couldn’t do anything about and had to deal with. Instead of saving twenty bucks at the pump, Americans had to stop buying coffee every day, truly a cause for riot! Now, those same stickers show that President Biden really “Did That.” His policies in office have saved Americans from complaining about gas until Trump inevitably raises the prices due to his totally soundproof fiscal policy. With all the extra money saved from lower prices, consumers have been spending their hard-earned cash on other commodities like diesel. Even if you hate him, Biden helped you out, even if he stumbled through the same three words before saying how much he loves Hunter.