Hey! My man! what’s going on? Party looks pretty lit! You, uh, think you could possibly let ya boi in? That would be, just, beyond dope.
Adam Doner
In this column, Freshman Ralph Donnelly reflects on recent struggles during his time at Vanderbilt. Donnelly has been followed by an aggravated swarm of yellow jackets for the past nine days.
Matthew 19:24, which reads “…it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God,” has traditionally been understood as a parable about the sinfulness of greed; however, the incredibly oversized sewing needle Osteen had on stage with him challenged this interpretation.
Slant Reporter Adam Doner here, with an exclusive exposé on the Nashville sewer system.
The United States government is worried the same hackers who allegedly influenced the outcome of the 2016 election are now seeking to compromise college student media organizations.