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“I can’t wait to get a bid so I can go back to being my regular shitty self”

October 25, 2018 by Andrew Gerber Leave a Comment

“I can’t wait to get a bid so I can go back to being my regular shitty self”

A fraternity gathering  God, I can’t wait to get into one of these frats so I can be myself again.  This whole rush thing is so fucking superficial. I spend every rush event being fake nice to strangers and I can’t figure out if it’ll even be worth it.  I just want to be an asshole again. Is that seriously too much to ask? Every time I go to Greek Row, it’s this whole … [Read more...] about “I can’t wait to get a bid so I can go back to being my regular shitty self”

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