NASHVILLE, TN: Most freshmen at Vanderbilt are socially well-adjusted individuals who would never even think of eating a meal alone. Not so for Trevor Browne. Slant sources confirmed that this total fucking loser was seen eating lunch alone at the Commons Center dining hall today. Browne reportedly sat down at a table in the corner of Commons and put on his headphones … [Read more...] about Report: Total Fucking Loser Eats Alone at Commons
Archives for October 10, 2018
Chancellor announces plan to pop “Vanderbubble” with gigantic needle
Chancellor Nicholas Zeppos has announced an ambitious initiative to pop the colossal bubble surrounding campus with a 95-meter long needle. The needle will be 3D printed in the Wond’ry over the course of two months and eventually attached to a tower crane. Dubbed the “Vanderbubble,” the giant globule has famously prevented undergraduates from interacting with the community … [Read more...] about Chancellor announces plan to pop “Vanderbubble” with gigantic needle