NASHVILLE, TN: Most freshmen at Vanderbilt are socially well-adjusted individuals who would never even think of eating a meal alone. Not so for Trevor Browne. Slant sources confirmed that this total fucking loser was seen eating lunch alone at the Commons Center dining hall today. A student was able to capture a photo of Browne sitting at a table alone in Commons (left, blue … [Read more...] about Report: Total Fucking Loser Eats Alone at Commons
Archives for October 10, 2018
Chancellor announces plan to pop “Vanderbubble” with gigantic needle
Vanderbilt students have been trapped inside the VanderBubble since 2000 Chancellor Nicholas Zeppos has announced an ambitious initiative to pop the colossal bubble surrounding campus with a 95-meter long needle. The needle will be 3D printed in the Wond’ry over the course of two months and eventually attached to a tower crane. Dubbed the “Vanderbubble,” the giant … [Read more...] about Chancellor announces plan to pop “Vanderbubble” with gigantic needle