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    April 11, 2018

    Life / Uncategorized

    New Study Finds Catcalling Gets You the Girl

    A new study out of Vanderbilt University has found that catcalling increases the chances of finding one’s soulmate by 137%, making it more effective than any method currently known to man. 

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    • April 11, 2018

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