The Slant has obtained a series of unreleased tweets by President Trump regarding Time magazine’s Person of the Year.
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For those of you concerned about treason who wish to play along at home, please refer to Google Translate to decode the above sinister plot.
The Trump administration recently announced several additions to the controversial travel ban. With this news come concerns about the ramifications for white, upper- and middle-class males between the ages of 18 and 22.
The NFL kneeling controversy has only grown in the past month as players protest by kneeling during the anthem. Many across the country, including President Trump, have called this protest anti-American
Washington D.C.–Amid turmoil in the Trump administration, The White House announced today that newly appointed Communications Director Anthony ‘The Mooch’ Scaramucci has been removed from his position for stealing one too many of the President’s french fries.