These past couple weeks have been tough, with classes having their final papers and exams of the semester. We checked in with some students to ask, “How did your finals go?” Dylan Bird, Math Major: "Can you have amnesia after an exam? I think I blacked out" Juno Waters: "The grading scale is just + or -, and I peed on the whole stick, so here's to … [Read more...] about Around the Loop: How Were Finals?
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NASHVILLE, TN - When freshman Quincy Cornelius Irving arrived on move-in day from Chicago, he brought along an ample amount of fucks. Quincy started off with meticulous study habits and attended all of his classes while maintaining good grades. As the semester progressed, he continued to give fucks about his exams and homework assignments. For instance, he gave a fuck, Bob, … [Read more...] about Amid Approaching Exams, Single Fuck Fears He Might Not Be Given by Owner