In yet another incredible week for girlbosses everywhere, Kamala Harris continues to make strides for women’s rights after being appointed President Joe Biden’s point woman for the border crisis and creating the policy of Girlboss, Gatekeep, Gaslight. The Biden administration has been lauded for its attempts at unity. According to insiders, “We noticed how much people hated … [Read more...] about Girlboss, Gatekeep, Gaslight: Inside the United States Border Policy
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If Yoda Wrote an Article About Free-Market Capitalism
*Narrated by Yoda as The Godfather music plays in the background. Click the link for the full experience.* In the words of one of the greatest philosophers to ever live: “The Sith are the most spoiled, most self-centered, most narcissistic generation the galaxy’s ever produced.” If you disagree, the question of if they aren’t narcissistic why do they insist on wearing … [Read more...] about If Yoda Wrote an Article About Free-Market Capitalism
Nine Festive Fall Ways to Make Ben Shapiro’s Life In Nashville a Living Hell
You’re going about your day. You’re walking through campus, admiring the gorgeous fall leaves. Maybe you take a picture and upload it to your Instagram story. It’s fall y’all! And you’re happy. Until you remember that twerpy-man-child-with-the-doctor-wife Ben Shapiro announced he’s moving to Nashville and bringing his whole Daily Wire crew with him. He’s probably here by … [Read more...] about Nine Festive Fall Ways to Make Ben Shapiro’s Life In Nashville a Living Hell
Letter From The Editor: My Presidential Endorsement
By Madison Hitchcock, Estelle Shaya and Zak Stengel Dear Slant Readership, In the 134 year history of our publication, no Editor-in-Chief has ever publicly endorsed a presidential nominee. The one exception was in 1964 when the Editor at the time made the unprecedented decision to back Lee Harvey Oswald as a write-in option, a move which led to an FBI investigation … [Read more...] about Letter From The Editor: My Presidential Endorsement
U.S. elections has me dreaming of Nancy Pelosi in Stilettos
By John Dough The way you wear those pant suits. Your fresh, fashionable haircut. The way you command congress floor like a well-spoken, sexy diablo from the 8th district of California—God, how I wish I was the 8th district of California so you could rule benevolently over me and pass legislation that pleases the electorate that is my body. Can I call you mommy? … [Read more...] about U.S. elections has me dreaming of Nancy Pelosi in Stilettos