Op-Ed

By Danielle Bernstein “Oh no, you go first,” I politely say as I hold the door open with nothing but my feminine prowess. The man doesn’t know what to do! He is frozen at the threshold, his masculinity challenged by this simple act of female chivalry. After a 46-second standoff,...

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  • December 3, 2023

By Nathaniel Buckeye & Connor Pattinson As I arrived back in my hometown of Cincinnati, Ohio this fall break I was greeted by the wonderful sight of “VOTE NO ON ISSUE 1” yard signs lining up and down every street. “Issue 1?” I thought to myself. We already have so...

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  • November 6, 2023

By Nathaniel Tropical-Storm It’s that time of the year again: hurricane season. While the South and the East Coast panic at the possibility of yet another natural disaster, the West Coast sits back and sips kombucha along fault lines. But better yet, that means we’re greeted with a fresh new...

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  • November 1, 2023

By Meghan Halvey Ciao, Bonjour, or whatever the fuck they say in Europe. Get used to it because I won’t be saying anything else for the next couple of months. It’s just so natural! I completely forgot that people even say stuff so awkward sounding like “hey”— it even sounds...

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  • September 20, 2023