Op-Ed

By Ian Iberg and Nathaniel Keaton 5.  “…” He was the voice of a generation. The Silent Generation. 4.  “…” He said so much with so few words. 3.  “???” He conveyed so much meaning in the space between the lines! 2.  “…” The Gettysburg Address didn’t even go this...

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  • March 2, 2024

By Indy Hauter I don’t belong in this world. As a 20-year-old experiencing adulthood for the first time, I can plainly see just how messed up our planet is, and I hate it. Climate change is causing annual forest fires in California, politicians would rather see their opponents in their...

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  • February 5, 2024

By Connor Pattinson OK. You guys ready? Let’s do this. To set the scene, on Feb. 2, 1877, the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club embarked on their expedition to Phil’s house located at Who-Gives-A-Shit-It’s-A-Groundhog Lane, Gobbler’s Knob, PA 15767. Crowds gather around to watch Punxsutawney Phil emerge from his little hole to...

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  • February 1, 2024

By Sam Sliman Sponsored by Johnson & Johnson Look I know it sounds bad, but just hear me out. I understand that your terminal disease is easily preventable. Trust me, I get it — I had food poisoning just last semester. But only like 1.5 million people die from vaccine...

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  • December 5, 2023