By: Kyle Kowalski It’s 12:00 PM on a Tuesday. I’m hungry, you’re hungry, why can’t I just reach my hands over the counter and snag a scoop of queso with my bare hands. The line has stretched all the way to Furman because Zackary can’t decide between sourdough and pretzel bread even though he has a gluten allergy. This Commodore Blend(ing my innards) isn’t exactly staving off … [Read more...] about I Tried Basil Aioli Once and Now I’m on the Climbing Team
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How I Plan to Use My Wet Ass Pussy to Stop California’s Wildfires
By: Slant Staff The California wildfires have been threatening our ecological safety since 1932. These wildfires are just another demonstration that climate change has already become irreversible. Greedy lawmakers refuse to pass climate policy in order to benefit their own interests. I know this may be an unpopular opinion, but I think that these fires should stop. … [Read more...] about How I Plan to Use My Wet Ass Pussy to Stop California’s Wildfires
The Slant’s Guide To Winning Over Your Roommate Who Overtly Hates You After First Semester
By: Slant Staff For those of you who are yet to cop a followback from the one you cohabitate with, take notes. Make them a cheeky salmon dish in the microwave As the old women in Pixar movies always say before they die and the plot actually begins, “don't forget to eat your supper!” (I’m paraphrasing but you're all familiar with the overall concept of that … [Read more...] about The Slant’s Guide To Winning Over Your Roommate Who Overtly Hates You After First Semester
Vanderbilt Fails to Pay Their Dining Staff Sufficient Wages, But It’s Okay Because There’s a Giant Sriracha Bottle in Commons
By: Danielle Bernstein Who isn’t completely overjoyed walking into Commons on a Thursday night? I know I am. The harsh fluorescent lighting, the overall dissatisfaction regarding the food… It's Disneyland on our little college campus. Last Thursday night, there was something extra special in the Commons air. As I waited in line for something that almost resembled beef, I … [Read more...] about Vanderbilt Fails to Pay Their Dining Staff Sufficient Wages, But It’s Okay Because There’s a Giant Sriracha Bottle in Commons
I Have Nothing Left to Contribute to “The Slant”: Thank God I Have Tenure
By: Estelle Shaya Despite hounding half a dozen staff members to write a single article last semester, I have a confession to make: I have not published an article for The Slant since last spring. It’s not for lack of trying—I could point to my desktop folder filled with half-assed jokes about dating a BYX guy for an Immersion project or swearing to never drink again after … [Read more...] about I Have Nothing Left to Contribute to “The Slant”: Thank God I Have Tenure