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Google has paved the way in employee perks, prioritizing fun work environments that help employees succeed, complete with free food, cooking classes, nap pods, and laundry service. Companies like Yahoo, Buzzfeed, and Deloitte have quickly followed suit, whether that means offering free coffee, paid maternity and paternity leave, or just spaces where employees can decompress … [Read more...] about New Study Finds Employees Tired of Wiping Their Asses with Sandpaper
First thing's first, what the hell is gluten? Right now the only knowledge I have is that gluten is basically the source of all evil -- it's "literally the worst" and "you could literally die from gluten" but I'm just literally confused on what gluten is. Kourtney Kardashian's diet, consisting of gluten-free pretzels and non-GMO milk, makes me want to shove my face in a … [Read more...] about Why Do White People Hate Gluten? And Black People?
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If you are anything like me, you came to Vanderbilt for a very specific reason. Sure, it’s a top-ranked university with a great premed program and some of the happiest students in the country, but it has something else, too. That’s right, this school has some rich boys. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m all for this “feminist” stuff going around, but I’ve also weighed my options and … [Read more...] about Ring by Spring: A Guide to Marrying Rich