We at The Slant are fans of the popular Reddit thread r/AITA (Am I the Asshole) because we get to pass judgment onto walking psychopaths with a worse sense of accountability than that guy in your Calc II class with seven Title IX violations—a favorite pastime. Today we wanted to flip the tables and give the readers a chance to judge one of our very own Slant writers, who … [Read more...] about Am I the Asshole for Pursuing My Newfound Passion: Yodeldores?
I’ve always hated being asked what I want to do with my life, because you think you can just say “I’m thinking about going to law school” and people will just assume you’re selling your soul to big law and leave you alone. But no, there’s always the follow up question of why. Like again, can’t you just infer that I’m majoring in political science and don’t know what else to do? … [Read more...] about Sorry Career Center, I’m Only Interested in a Job That Will Get Me Closer to the Mirrorball Trophy
Sorry I’ve been missing for so long. My Snapchat is a ghost town. My Facebook, empty. I even have yet to post a Receiptify of my mediocre song selections. All because there’s no damn cell reception in this brick-laid mausoleum. I’ve made 540 attempts to crack the wifi passcode. There are 200 billion total combinations in an 8-character password. I need more hands. Soon, I will … [Read more...] about Entrepreneur? I’m Acquiring an IKEA Through Squatter’s Rights
If that tall, lanky bisexual woman’s dream of a white boy who goes around college campuses and asks random people “what song are you listening to?” came up to me he would be fucked. Unlike the rest of you plebeians, I do not fill my days sitting in a Rand booth with my AirPod Pros at the highest volume playing Lil Peep and pretending my parents did not get divorced because of … [Read more...] about HALVEY: Always Listening
By Kirsten Koehler and Megan McGrath Halloweekend is just around the corner. Maybe you’ve been organized and already have your sassy-scary-spicy-spooky-shiny-slutty costume planned out. Or maybe you’ve been naughty and pushed it to the last minute. Either way, you’ve decided to consult the Slant, home to Vanderbilt’s hottest and horniest. You’re in good hands! So here’s a … [Read more...] about Top 10 Slutty Costumes to Make 2022 Your Hottest Halloween Yet