Hookup culture, you hate to see it and yet you love to partake in it. Meeting someone organically is an immediate no, and meeting someone from Vandy is high risk with no reward. And thus the universe created Belmont men who exist solely in the Tinder realm. So without further adieu, I present to you a list of Disney Channel Original Movies that will be sure to have you hitting … [Read more...] about The Best (and Worst) Disney Channel Original Movies to Play During Your First Belmont Tinder Hookup
To say I’m confused would be an understatement. It was a simple Sunday morning. We went to Waffle House (an odd choice for her), enjoyed a nice cup of tea and attended morning mass. I should have noticed something was off. Instead of accepting wine from the chalice, Meemaw pulled out a wine bag and ripped it while the priest slapped it and yelled “Emergency!” To make things … [Read more...] about Help! My Grandma Said She Was Leaving to Go Buy Biscotti, but Now She’s in Panama City Beach?
By Cameron Peloso Like any healthy adult, I spent most of my childhood years watching TV shows that were way too mature for me. “Gossip Girl,” “90210,” “Degrassi:” the classics. I haven’t just convinced myself I’m the main character, I know I am. And as the main character, it is my humble right to live my teenage years to their fullest. House parties with Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok'' … [Read more...] about MAIN CHARACTERS, THIS IS YOUR SIGN: Finish the Semester With All Eyes on You!
After the overwhelming response (0 comments) and professional interest (all of us got invited to write for SNL) that stemmed from our fuckable statues article, The Slant has decided to continue sharing our expertise with the student body. Whether your roommate isn’t leaving or the allure of planking over your partner on an ancient twin mattress isn’t enough, here’s our … [Read more...] about Best Taste of Nashville Restaurants to Get a Taste of This Dick
Last week I woke up next to a frat guy. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for AGL, but he was super hot (a Vandy nine, so an actual four). You can call me a hypocrite or whatever, but it was worth it—until I started feeling a little tickly down there. Nothing was harder than sitting in my one in-person class of the week trying not to scratch the fuck out of my cooter, so I just … [Read more...] about Help! I Went to Student Health for Crabs and They Prescribed Me Tartar Sauce