The top 10 things you really didn’t mean to post in GroupMe.
Top 10
The Slant has come up with the perfect list of items for your advent calendar.
10. Crusty 9. Dusty 8. Salt and Vinegar 7. Sour Cream and Onion 6. Peanut Butterface 5. Cool Ranch 4. Frozen 3. George Washington Carver Butter 2. Can’t Believe It’s Not Peanut Butter 1. Jelly
Get really high, so much so that you green-out and forget the entire ride. But your family will remember it for your incessant whining about how you’re really hungry and the constant stops every time you saw a Burger King, McDonald’s, or Taco Bell. Get really drunk, so drunk that...
The void may be lonely, but you aren’t, right?
