(Photo by Claire Barnett) 1. There’s a guy inside of Mr. C. It’s true! Inside our beloved mascot is just a dude who controls the body. Presumably he’s a student or someone else affiliated with Vandy. Maybe he’s just some random guy. Who knows? 2. We don’t actually have that many squirrels; it’s just three or four of them that are really fast. I thought we had … [Read more...] about 10 Facts About Vanderbilt that the Tour Guides Don’t Want You to Know
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Top 10 Spoooookiest Halloween Costumes
Pumpkin Well shove a pumpkin up my ass and call me spooky, it's October! Here are ten Slant-approved costumes to try out this year for the greatest holiday on earth: Halloween! A Sexy Commodore Photo by Claire Barnett Show your Vandy pride by going as our very own mascot, Mr. Commodore. While his muscular thighs and perfect quiff are no doubt beautiful, we recommend … [Read more...] about Top 10 Spoooookiest Halloween Costumes
Top Ten Things You Didn’t Mean to Post in GroupMe
10. A Dick Pic9. Your Dick Pic8. A Representation of Your Dick (Based on the German philosopher Arthur Schopenhauer’s classic treatise The World as Will and Representation)7. The Treatment to Your XXX Porn Parody of Law and Order: SVU (Produced by “Dick” Wolf and starring “Richard” Belzer)6. A Shriveled Yet Surprisingly Girthy Cucumber5. Idk, something phallic? Write it your … [Read more...] about Top Ten Things You Didn’t Mean to Post in GroupMe
Top 10 Things to put in an Advent Calendar
10. Tiny advent calendars9. Dreidels8. Coal cuz u bad7. Chocolates except one is poisoned so it’s just a surprise countdown to death6. Festivus pole5. Elf droppings4. Small figurines of jesus being crucified to keep you humble3. Trimmings from santa’s beard2. Yellow snow1.Wine bottles (I didn’t make this one up, this Top 10 is really just product placement. Visit … [Read more...] about Top 10 Things to put in an Advent Calendar
Top 10 Rejected Peanut Butter Types
10. Crusty9. Dusty8. Salt and Vinegar7. Sour Cream and Onion6. Peanut Butterface5. Cool Ranch4. Frozen3. George Washington Carver Butter2. Can't Believe It's Not Peanut Butter1. Jelly … [Read more...] about Top 10 Rejected Peanut Butter Types