By Anonymous Dear valued Greens* customer, Having noted your regular presence at our cafe, we write to you to address some behaviors we find concerning. On Monday, January 22nd, you entered our establishment at 8:56 pm. Although both our front and kitchen staff were clearly in the process of trying to leave so they could enjoy the rest of their nights, you took … [Read more...] about If You Order Another Caprese, I Swear I’m Going to Lose My Shit
Bitchin' Kitchen
Six Game Day Snacks to Make for Your Man to Show You’re Sporty but Still Domestic AF
It’s almost time for the Superbowl, your man’s favorite day of the year. He and all his bros get together to scream at the TV, while you get to provide enough food to satisfy them throughout the entire day without actually getting a chance to watch the game itself. Isn’t that fun?! Here are some exciting snacks you can make for your man so you can prove to him that not only are … [Read more...] about Six Game Day Snacks to Make for Your Man to Show You’re Sporty but Still Domestic AF
Post-Final Celebration Brownies
After an arduous two hours of your Multivariable Calculus final, it’s time to celebrate. Break out your apron with The Slant and join us in baking brownies that will make you forget your worries. 1 box your favorite brownie mix.2 eggs2 sticks real butter½ cup almond milk2 parts bud, coarsely chopped1 part fire 8 ounces Taaka1 Red Bull1. Boil Taaka in a saucepan. Use … [Read more...] about Post-Final Celebration Brownies