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Six Game Day Snacks to Make for Your Man to Show You’re Sporty but Still Domestic AF

February 4, 2017 by Slant Staff

It’s almost time for the Superbowl, your man’s favorite day of the year. He and all his bros get together to scream at the TV, while you get to provide enough food to satisfy them throughout the entire day without actually getting a chance to watch the game itself. Isn’t that fun?! Here are some exciting snacks you can make for your man so you can prove to him that not only are … [Read more...] about Six Game Day Snacks to Make for Your Man to Show You’re Sporty but Still Domestic AF

Post-Final Celebration Brownies

April 20, 2016 by Slant Staff

After an arduous two hours of your Multivariable Calculus final, it’s time to celebrate. Break out your apron with The Slant and join us in baking brownies that will make you forget your worries. 1 box your favorite brownie mix.2 eggs2 sticks real butter½ cup almond milk2 parts bud, coarsely chopped1 part fire 8 ounces Taaka1 Red Bull1. Boil Taaka in a saucepan. Use … [Read more...] about Post-Final Celebration Brownies

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