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Throwback to the Time Mr. C Punched a Kid in the Face

May 2, 2019 by Jacob Feldstein

Throwback to the Time Mr. C Punched a Kid in the Face

It was 2011; a simpler time in society. Back then, we didn’t know that punching students in the face was wrong. We just did it and didn’t think twice. Well, that all changed on the night of February 24th, when Mr. Commodore whacked this kid right in the fucking nose. Take a look. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lozVndMhJ-0 So a couple of things I noticed: 1 - … [Read more...] about Throwback to the Time Mr. C Punched a Kid in the Face

9 Things We Found in the Stevenson Steam Tunnels

April 8, 2019 by Slant Staff

9 Things We Found in the Stevenson Steam Tunnels

In 2005, Vanderbilt Magazine published an article detailing the steam tunnels that run throughout campus, especially underneath Stevenson. While their article was informative, it was also boring as hell. So, we here at The Slant decided to reinvestigate, roughly 15 years later, to see what we would find. Did we break some rules? Yes. Did we get caught? No. Did we wish we had … [Read more...] about 9 Things We Found in the Stevenson Steam Tunnels

Alumni Shadows: A Day in the Life of a Vanderbilt Philosophy Alum

March 14, 2019 by Shivani Sharma

Alumni Shadows: A Day in the Life of a Vanderbilt Philosophy Alum

Last week in our featured Alumni series, we caught up with a former Vanderbilt finance student who now works as a Wall Street broker, Julian van der Money. This week, we follow Chad Bradwick, a recent philosophy graduate, through a day in his exciting post-grad life. Chad now lives roughly twenty minutes from downtown Chicago. After graduating, he decided to move back to the … [Read more...] about Alumni Shadows: A Day in the Life of a Vanderbilt Philosophy Alum

Featured Org of the Week: WOKE VU

March 14, 2019 by Beatrice Mhando

Featured Org of the Week: WOKE VU

WOKE VU (White Organization that Knows Everything @ Vanderbilt University) Do you care about recent political issues, such as BLM, LGBTQ discrimination, mass incarceration, and violence against women? Are you just a white, cisgender man who's looking for a place to engage in enlightening conversation? Specifically, are you a brother of ZBT, DTD, or a SAE who wants to … [Read more...] about Featured Org of the Week: WOKE VU

Vanderbilt’s Top 9 World Records

February 18, 2019 by Barton Christmas

Vanderbilt’s Top 9 World Records

With top-ranked financial aid, and America’s Slap-Happiest Students™, Vanderbilt is no slouch when it comes to record-breaking. Here are some of the most impressive records held by our university and its students: Longest Continuous Cry in Front of Esteemed Research Professor 2 hours and 13 minutes, just long enough to take up all of Stephen Buckles’ office hours, and … [Read more...] about Vanderbilt’s Top 9 World Records

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