By Hewlett Packin My name is Hewlett Packin and I’m a sophomore at Vanderbilt University majoring in Economics and Human and Organizational Development. Throughout my life, I’ve always felt like an outsider. My family is white and pretty much middle-income, from The Hamptons, New York. Because my parents valued my education, they enrolled me at the local private high … [Read more...] about When the Immersion Vanderbilt Mob Came for Me
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A Comprehensive Guide of Places to Cry Near Campus for HOD Majors Who Just Failed Their First Baby Bio Exam
For those of you who feel like the Peabody core requirements are “just as intense as AXLE” and couldn't study for BCSI 1100 because you are SO close to landing that McKinsey gig, this is for you. The gender neutral bathroom in Elliston by the mail room Literally no one knows this is a thing. When people get past the initial Elliston carpet smell and see the … [Read more...] about A Comprehensive Guide of Places to Cry Near Campus for HOD Majors Who Just Failed Their First Baby Bio Exam
A Comprehensive Guide to Executive Board Applications
It’s officially spring here in Nashville and high pollen levels aren’t the only thing putting tears in the eyes of the student body. Yes, it’s board application time, when unqualified applicants in their dads’ blazers answer ridiculous questions from equally unqualified board members, all to vie for presidency of the Vanderbilt Oral-B Toothbrush Club. After what’s sure to have … [Read more...] about A Comprehensive Guide to Executive Board Applications
Seven Discreet Ways People Said They Were Pledging
After several months of complete degradation for a crumb of social acceptance, you’ve finally become an official member of your favorite frat. Nice going bro! That’s so ferda! Unfortunately, this probably means you’ve been an dick to everybody else in your life since at least January, but don’t worry! They can’t be mad at you because you let them know you were going to be … [Read more...] about Seven Discreet Ways People Said They Were Pledging
Top 5 Improvements the GET App Desperately Needs
Although it might be a bit of a stretch comparing ordering food on the GET app to the Iranian Hostage Crisis… actually I'm not gonna finish that. Anyways, I can’t be the only one having problems with this dumpster baby of an app, so while we wait for IT to abort these issues, I thought up a few extra changes they should make while they’re at it: Adding a delivery option to … [Read more...] about Top 5 Improvements the GET App Desperately Needs