In 2005, Vanderbilt Magazine published an article detailing the steam tunnels that run throughout campus, especially underneath Stevenson. While their article was informative, it was also boring as hell. So, we here at The Slant decided to reinvestigate, roughly 15 years later, to see what we would find. Did we break some rules? Yes. Did we get caught? No. Did we wish we had … [Read more...] about 9 Things We Found in the Stevenson Steam Tunnels
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Frats as Countries
Delt - Canada. They’re just too niceZBT - Israel. Obviously because of the JewsSig Nu - America. It’s got such a big military presence AEPi - Palestine. Some people say it exists; some people say it doesn’tFIJI - Cuba. It sounds fun, but ending up there kind of sucksPike - Scotland. Weird place, but the occasional fun partySAE - United Arab Emirates. They’re very rich … [Read more...] about Frats as Countries
Let’s Face it, Blakemore Residents Shouldn’t Get to Vote
Folks, it’s time someone around here just said what’s on all of our minds. With our futures in the hands of the Vanderbilt Student Government electorate in the coming days, I write to you urgently in a time of life-and-death. I don’t care if you’re Reaching Higher with Nico and Taylor, Let’s Going with Frances and Veer or Making Vanderbilt A Clothing-Optional Campus with … [Read more...] about Let’s Face it, Blakemore Residents Shouldn’t Get to Vote
Vanderbilt to Offer New “IndenturaDore” Indentured Servitude Scholarship
Chancellor Zeppos and the Vanderbilt Board of Trustees are proud to announce a brand new full tuition scholarship to be offered to the class of 2023 and beyond! The scholarship is said to be inspired by Cornelius “Fuck Labor Day” Vanderbilt and his robber baron history. Students who receive the scholarship get housing and tuition covered in exchange for being Zeppos’ … [Read more...] about Vanderbilt to Offer New “IndenturaDore” Indentured Servitude Scholarship
Harvard of the South? More like Yale of the Super Remote Chicago Suburbs
2019 US News rankings reveal that Duke has usurped Vanderbilt’s top ranking as “The Harvard of the South." Instead, Vanderbilt has been demoted to a slightly lower ranking: “The Yale of the Super Remote Chicago Suburbs." The magazine warns readers not to get this confused with Yale University, which was ranked “The Princeton of New Haven, CT.” Vanderbilt students have been … [Read more...] about Harvard of the South? More like Yale of the Super Remote Chicago Suburbs