Campus of Vanderbilt University in Nashville, Tennessee. Written by the anonymous but omnipresent Mold Girl On Monday, the Hustler released a shocking article uncovering cases of mold found in McTyeire and Blakemore that led to health issues for two students. (Don’t worry, though, two people is no big deal - everyone else has just been unknowingly infecting their … [Read more...] about In Light of Mold Found in Dorms, Office of Housing is Giving Away FREE Happy Meal Toys from 2012 as Compensation
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Bid Day Blow: Sorority Girls Not Excited, Just Coked Up
Close up of white snow background. This Sunday was Vanderbilt’s sorority Bid Day – the day where new sorority women are finally admitted to their forever homes and bused to a party to welcome them home. As always, women are dressed to the nines for their Bid Day theme as they yell and scream when their newest sisters descend from the bus and into their arms. This year’s … [Read more...] about Bid Day Blow: Sorority Girls Not Excited, Just Coked Up
New Class Teaches You It’s OK to be Different as Long as You Agree with Us
Are you a culturally sensitive liberal who longs for more similar-minded students to agree with? Are you that kind of person who really wants to hear what you already believe over and over again? Are you white and feel a bit guilty? Coming to Vanderbilt this spring, “Being Liberal and Also a Dick” (PSCI 2032) - a discussion-based class specifically tailored to … [Read more...] about New Class Teaches You It’s OK to be Different as Long as You Agree with Us
10 Facts About Vanderbilt that the Tour Guides Don’t Want You to Know
(Photo by Claire Barnett) 1. There’s a guy inside of Mr. C. It’s true! Inside our beloved mascot is just a dude who controls the body. Presumably he’s a student or someone else affiliated with Vandy. Maybe he’s just some random guy. Who knows? 2. We don’t actually have that many squirrels; it’s just three or four of them that are really fast. I thought we had … [Read more...] about 10 Facts About Vanderbilt that the Tour Guides Don’t Want You to Know
SAE Brother Takes DNA Test, Reveals Trace of GDI Ancestry
Following the lead of the brave authentic Cherokee Indian Elizabeth Warren, SAE brother Spencer Hawthorne released his DNA test from MinorityAndMe this past week, revealing traces of GDI ancestry. “I was hoping to see some kind of cool result, like 20% black so I could start saying the n-word in rap songs,” admitted Spencer. “But instead, I just found I come from some loser … [Read more...] about SAE Brother Takes DNA Test, Reveals Trace of GDI Ancestry