Folks, it’s time someone around here just said what’s on all of our minds. With our futures in the hands of the Vanderbilt Student Government electorate in the coming days, I write to you urgently in a time of life-and-death. I don’t care if you’re Reaching Higher with Nico and Taylor, Let’s Going with Frances and Veer or Making Vanderbilt A Clothing-Optional Campus with … [Read more...] about Let’s Face it, Blakemore Residents Shouldn’t Get to Vote
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Vanderbilt to Offer New “IndenturaDore” Indentured Servitude Scholarship
Chancellor Zeppos and the Vanderbilt Board of Trustees are proud to announce a brand new full tuition scholarship to be offered to the class of 2023 and beyond! The scholarship is said to be inspired by Cornelius “Fuck Labor Day” Vanderbilt and his robber baron history. Students who receive the scholarship get housing and tuition covered in exchange for being Zeppos’ … [Read more...] about Vanderbilt to Offer New “IndenturaDore” Indentured Servitude Scholarship
Harvard of the South? More like Yale of the Super Remote Chicago Suburbs
2019 US News rankings reveal that Duke has usurped Vanderbilt’s top ranking as “The Harvard of the South." Instead, Vanderbilt has been demoted to a slightly lower ranking: “The Yale of the Super Remote Chicago Suburbs." The magazine warns readers not to get this confused with Yale University, which was ranked “The Princeton of New Haven, CT.” Vanderbilt students have been … [Read more...] about Harvard of the South? More like Yale of the Super Remote Chicago Suburbs
Vanderbilt’s Top 9 World Records
With top-ranked financial aid, and America’s Slap-Happiest Students™, Vanderbilt is no slouch when it comes to record-breaking. Here are some of the most impressive records held by our university and its students: Longest Continuous Cry in Front of Esteemed Research Professor 2 hours and 13 minutes, just long enough to take up all of Stephen Buckles’ office hours, and … [Read more...] about Vanderbilt’s Top 9 World Records
Dear Peasants,
Ever since making a blog with all my besties, life has just been so unfair. People called me "privileged," "wasteful," and "a bitch" (bad bitch), but if I'm just loaded with daddy's money, I think a more accurate term would be "Vandy student". I finally found a way to show off the fact that my dad is rich enough to get me into this school, and now I'm getting all this hate? Not … [Read more...] about Dear Peasants,